Malaysia National Excuse.. This is in my email.. tell me what you think..lol?
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything…
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch “Santa Barbara “, depress, no mood, etc…
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all “dried up”.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The “cure for all”. If it fails we have another secret weapon – Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
Gindy, Why are u picking on Yippie?
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
I Do Not Agree to the above.
I Always Say No Politely to My Neighbour’s Grandmother who is 80years old………
James C.
make sense :p
HA!
Very cute lah…!
Wow the women got so many excuse huh?
hehe..
National-Panasonic-Technic…
this was brought up before and we even add up our own version. let me search thru, then i post the link here… k
Very good! I can relate it with my life…
very true man! … hahaha
except for the sex … Men do refuse sex .. if the wife/gf is period .. yeks!
lol…thanks..u made my day…=)
interesting
you got a 100points….lolz
NATIONAL CURE FOR PUNDAN LIKE YIPPIE=
only very expensive estrogen and testosteron punya hormon…
fair dinkum malaysian
ginduras:..do you wanna piece of me???!!
too many on the rakyat
what about the government since is national
seem to be true…
wow……an interesting list about Malaysian. wonder if you have any other similar list?
oh wow..
hahhaa!
Cool…did you write it all yourself?
I feel the most irritating but true part is the garbage dump part…it really is annoying for trash everywhere.
If I’m not mistaken, Carrefour is pronounced "Kar foo"? He he. Might mispronounce it myself.
Aiyoh.. I cannot beat Purple Lemon lahh.. Her answer like beribu-ribu lemon. I can only say "Ye Betul!!"
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